" cat's cradles "

 [ "Cat's Cradle" ]

1: (n)

  * e.g.,  ... No damn cat, and no damn cradle. 

 [ "Cat's Cradle" ]

2:  The reason everyone is screwed up.

 [ "Cat's Cradle" ]

3:  As children, we try to look for a cat and a cradle in the string game cat's cradle, but we don't see it, thus, it ruins us mentally.

 [ "Cat's Cradle" ]

1: A fun little childhood game that Kurt Vonnegut used to point out the senselessness of human existance. It's all in our minds.

  * e.g.,  ... "See the cat? See the cradle" 

 [ "Cat's Cradle" ]

1: also the metaphor that good old Kurt uses for Religion

  * e.g.,  ... I read Cat's Cradle and it awed me. 

 [ "cat's cradle" ]

1: The delusional gesture of separating the hands, bringing them together again, manipulating yarn, which Donald Trump continually plays while speaking. A game beloved of little girls everywhere.

  * e.g.,  ... Debating Biden, Trump revealed his inner life by continually playing cat's cradle. 

 [ "cats cradle" ]

1: the area in a males pants that is between the ball sack and the shaft. Also refers to the dried semen that dribbles down the penis and behind the ball sack.

  * e.g.,  ... I got an itch in the cats cradle 

 [ "And the cat's in the cradle" ]

1: An expression used as a respond when someone passes the millionth raincheck for a get together or date.

  * e.g.,  ... - So, how about that movie night we've been trying to have for six months now? 

 [ "And the cat's in the cradle" ]

2: Derives from the Harry Chapin song "Cat's in the Cradle", telling the story of a father who never has time for his son and when the son grows up, he never has time for his father.

  * e.g.,  ... - Dude, I can't. Not now, I've got a lot on my schedule. Another time? 

 [ "Cats in the cradle" ]

1: During normal vaginal sex, both the penis and the scrotum are inserted into the vagina to achieve maximal arousal from both participants.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1 

 [ "cats in the cradle" ]

1: Confusing as fuck

  * e.g.,  ... Dan: my sisters boyfriends mom wrecked my stepdads passed down for generations from grandfather to father to sons classic car that was registered to our neighbor who is a horse groomer. Sam: this is all very cats in the cradle Dan, I don’t have time for your shit. 

 [ "Cat’s in the cradle" ]

1: A reference from the song “cat’s in the cradle” by Harry Chapin which might be used to describe a situation in which a person starts to give lesser time to a relationship. In case of the song it was used for a father and son situation.

  * e.g.,  ... Dad can you stop with the cat’s in the cradle! 

 [ "the cat's in the cradle" ]

1: When you have secured an item or objective.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey bro did you get the weed?"